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Welcome to June. This is the month of school graduations, Father’s Day, the summer solstice and of course, our Probus year-end High Tea Social. As I will be away in England at the time, Past President Jane Fletcher will host the High Tea festivities along with special events planner, Sharron Poole. I am confident that the musical selections performed by students from the recent Rotary Music Festival will be noteworthy.
True to my word, I have been a “one year” Probus President. Thank you for your support and encouragement along the way. A warm welcome to Judith Gillatt, the incoming President for the 2024-25 Probus year. Judith has advised the Southgate Centre of our meeting dates for the upcoming year. We await word from the Southgate Centre administration regarding our meeting venue during the anticipated expansion construction
In the meantime, I hope you enjoy a pleasant and relaxing summer season. Looking forward to seeing you September!
~ Jane Van Patter
Wednesday, June 19th: the bar opens at 11:30, luncheon/tea will be served at 12:00. The musical entertainment will start around 12:45.
Tickets can be purchased until June 9th. Send an e-transfer for $40 to womenswoodstockprobus@gmail.com or email Judy Hollinger at rvlife@live.ca or phone her at 519-535-0241.
On behalf of the Ontario Ministry of Finance, I would like to make you and your clients/members aware of several free webinars being offered in the month of June, 2024.
June 5, 2024 10:00 a.m. EST Ontario’s Credits, Benefits and Supports for Lower-Income Seniors https://www.ontario.ca/document/ontario-tax-talk-webinars
June 19, 2024 10:00 a.m. EST Discover Ontario’s Medical Expense and Senior’s Care at Home Tax Credit https://www.ontario.ca/document/ontario-tax-talk-webinars/discover-ontarios-medical-expense-and-seniors-care-home-tax
French webinars are also available during the month of June and can be accessed at https://www.ontario.ca/fr/document/webinaires-parlons-impots-ontario. .
Attendees receive electronic handouts and get an opportunity to have their questions answered. People can register for these and other free webinars any time of year at www.ontario.ca/TaxTalk
Jeremy Bertrand
Celebrate the life of Pat Bruvelaitis (1945-2024) from Woodstock, ON. Read his obituary, share memories, and express condolences.
Source: echovita.com
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I will attend the service on Saturday.
Laws of Nature:
1. Law of Mechanical Repair - After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch and you'll have to pee.
2. Law of Gravity - Any tool, nut, bolt, screw, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible corner.
3. Law of Probability- The probability of being watched is directly proportional to the stupidity of your act.
4. Law of Random Numbers - If you dial a wrong number, you never get a busy signal and someone always answers.
5. Supermarket Law - As soon as you get in the smallest line, the cashier will have to call for help.
6. Variation Law -If you change lines, the one you were in will always move faster than the one you are in now.
7. Law of the Bath - When the body is fully immersed in water, the telephone rings.
8. Law of Close Encounters - The probability of meeting someone you know increases dramatically when you are with someone you don't want to be seen with.
9. Law of the Result - When you try to prove to someone that a machine won't work, it will.
10. Law of Biomechanics - The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the reach.
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